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It seems like ages ago that 'T' and I moved into the
Iransion. New to Dubai we really didn't have a clue
how to handle the mad inventor with his weird horse-powered
contraption on the driveway. Almost a year ago, I was
writing facebook note after facebook note about his
shenanigans, captivating my friends back home with tales
of life on his landing.
 We
figured it would be cheaper to share a room for a while,
until we got used to this strange new city. So we found
ourselves there, living above him in a tiny room in
his Jumeirah villa, sleeping in tiny single beds that
looked like chocolate biscuits, thanks to the brown
and yellow matching comforters he kindly bought prior
to our arrival.
He also put pictures of children on the walls of our
room, and on the door. We were never sure why. We didn't
even know the children and neither did he. We took it
as a random act of kindness, as we did the telly, which
couldn't actually receive any channels.
Of course, it was the naturmobil that intrigued us
the most. You may have seen it in the newspapers this
week, if you live in Dubai. It sat, looming large on
the driveway below our bedroom, like a greenhouse on
wheels. One day, he tried to convince us to help him
take his invention to America, where he'd become an
eco-warrior, a megastar, maybe.
We politely declined. We just wanted to go hit the
town; make friends, meet people, have a good time. Banishing
a weird contraption that blocked the path to the doorway
when we staggered home each night to foreign shores,
might well have been tempting, but it wasn't part of
our master plan. Bit of a shame, really, in retrospect.
He's only a frickin' media star now. He called me a
few weeks ago - wanted me to re-write his website. I
met him yesterday, on the street outside my office.
He pulled up in a flashy red car and crossed the street,
grinning from behind mammoth designer shades. He slipped
me some cash for my help and told me I must have been
regretting my decision not to join him in his venture
all those months ago. He then told me he had to run
because he was late for another newspaper interview.
He's really changed.
The next day, 7 Days printed the interview - only unfortunately,
it related the opinion of a vet, who deemed his horse
powered contraption "sick". I received a text
from the inventor. He asked me whether the article was
"against me or not".
I didn't really know what to say. The dude has been
asked to exhibit his invention in America, where they
think it's kind of cool - perhaps even useful. Maybe
he wasn't such a "mad inventor" after all
- he was just in the wrong place. Maybe American people
will welcome him with open arms and he can find some
new, impressionable yet slightly less cynical ladies
to live on his landing, appreciating his art and flickering
static television. Maybe he'll become an eco-warrior,
just like he planned.
Who am I to destroy his dream?
In the end I told him "I think you should call
them"
The paper can deal with him now. I had two months of
it last year, and quite frankly, that was enough for
me.
Check out the articles online:
www.xpress4me.com/news/uae/dubai/20007183.html
www.7days.ae/en/2008/05/05/vet-bridles-at-truck.html
Posted: 08 May 2008
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